Tonbridge hotel

​Ah, the Premier Inn Tonbridge. Where a good night's sleep isn't just a promise, it's an audition for a nature documentary! I was gently roused at the entirely reasonable hour of 02:30 AM by what I can only assume was a very exclusive, private party happening just above my head. Forget the gentle murmur of traffic; I was treated to the thrilling, stereophonic sound of my ceiling boards being aggressively chewed by my tiny, nocturnal neighbours. Their joyous squeals and furious scratching provided the perfect, rustic alarm clock, letting me know that their foraging needs were far more important than my commitment to a Hypnos-induced coma. Honestly, the nerve of some hotels, providing such an authentic Kentish wildlife experience free of charge! And since my internal peace was utterly decimated by this woodland rave and the possibility of sleep had vanished entirely, I decided to take the next logical step and check out at 04:00 AM. Who needs extra hours in that super-comfy bed when you can enjoy the invigorating silence of your car boot? It truly was an unforgettable, and frankly, unnecessary, character-building moment that resulted in a seriously premature, but deeply felt, farewell. My wallet may have paid for a full night, but my ears earned a VIP pass to a rodent rock concert.

Came here on business and was served promptly and kindly, the receptionist Kritan was welcoming and friendly and the room was exactly as needed. Clean room, decent shower pressure, parking was handy and room service was spot on, with one of the staff (Izzy I think her name was) being very accommodating. Great value for money in a convenient location.

Room 2 was very poor in cleanliness badly stained seat cushion and floor not vacuumed The passageway had not been vacuumed.

I stayed here for one night 21/9/25 this place is nice staff friendly helpful polite the site was clean and tidy warm Wellcome on arrival the only thing I would say having the Vauxhall inn next door and doing there food for them don’t do them any favours I would say you need to put someone undercover to go in there that isn’t known to them see what customers experience I have done a review on the Vauxhall inn as well so to the girls at premiere inn Tonbridge thank you for a good night sleep great service room 102 love mr cheeky in Kent 1000/1000 stars

Me and my partner stayed for a night while visiting family, the room was clean and comfortable but everything else left us quite upset, we’ve had what i assume was a member of staff walk into are room an hour before check out with no knock or anything, while my partner was in the shower and left without an apology. We were also most looking forward to breakfast, which we had prepaid for and after checking breakfast times which were 6:30am-10:30am on the leaflet provided we headed to the pub at 9:45 for breakfast only to be told they stopped serving it at 9. We then talked to the reception where we were just told that the leaflet was wrong and “most of the time we scribble out the times” we then had to ask for a refund for our breakfast which was awkward to have to do, especially with how unapologetic the whole experience was. I usually love a premier in for a reasonably priced nights stay but we will definitely not be returning.